For this session, our Elf Rogue player was absent, so we assumed he would just rest up at the inn when we arrived in town.
The Tortured Soul Inn (Day 13 - continued)
When we looked around to confirm the presence of the handmaiden
of Baba Yaga we noticed that she was no longer with us. Neither was the carriage
she was held in, nor the horse that drew it. All we could see for miles around
was rolling fields and countryside. Confused, we made our excuses and said our
goodbyes to the village gossip and headed into the village to find the Tortured
Soul Inn.
After ordering a few ales and a room for the night we
mingled with the small crowd in the common room. A variety of rumours concerning
certain members of the community abounded and we discovered that the name of
the inn was a bit of a misnomer after hearing an extremely boring story about a
fish that was pulled out of the river and being manhandled. The idea of a paid
job to track down and return a unicorn from the dark forest nearby was a rather
welcome request, although the counter rumour that there were ancient reptiles in
the woods did make us wary. We also heard that the local priest held evening poetry
sessions for the village children and that it was likely the place was infested
with vampires. We decided to investigate these rumours in order.
On the way to the dark woods we decided to take a look at
the supposed vampire lair (locked up) and the priest’s home in the mill. Upon
entering the mill we were struck with an overwhelming sense of dread. Hanging
from the rafters was the body of father Carlinious and gloating from the upper
storey walkway was Lord Frak, the anti-paladin. After listening to his
monologue Grumbold offered to face him down mano-a-mano but the dopey paladin
fell upon his own sword and plunged to the floor. I gave the body a cursory
kick, expecting it to be an illusion but the body felt quite solid. “Fool!” I
thought before the body collapsed in upon itself and disappeared completely.
Unicorns and Drow
(Day 13 – late afternoon)
After we had hidden the priest’s body, to prevent a cry of
murder against us, we resolved to return later to give him a decent burial. We
headed out to the distant forest and spent a fruitless couple of hours
searching for the Unicorn (a couple of members of the party mentioned that perhaps
relying on a half-orc virgin as a lure was a bit much to expect?) but
eventually spotted our quarry. Millie went off on her own to track down the
beast whilst the rest of us kept our distance. We thought Millie was on her way
back crashing through the trees and undergrowth but the long legged lizards
with Drow riders soon put paid to our reverie. A couple of Fireballs and other Magical
Missiles later and the scout party was down – wizardly leader and all.
Millie must have heard the commotion as she appeared in our
small glade to land the final blow against the Drow enemy. After we had tended
our wounds, Millie went looking for the unicorn again. She managed to find it
relatively quickly but when she led it over to us we realised it was just a
horse with a cleverly stuck on horn. I think also, the bridles, straps and
other carnival paraphernalia gave it away that this was not a real creature
from myth. Still, 10 gold pieces is not to be sniffed at, as it would pay our
bar bill and lodgings for the night.
We returned to the village, claimed our reward for the
delivery of the horse and then settled into a refreshing bath to ease away the
stresses and strains of the last couple of weeks. We had a fine repast and then
made ready to investigate the supposed vampire lair.